Cockroach

If I found a dead cockroach in my salad at a friend's house, I would say 'Wench! What is this?! I shall burn down your house, and enslave your future children!' Then, I would proceed to beat him down with my warhammer, and force him to eat the cockroach.

This is the cockroach rap : http://www.all-yours.net/c/gallery/30415.html